What picture? Oh, that picture. Are you sure?
I’m not sure. Lately you’ve been very weird.
Yes, lately. Do I have to spell it out in big bold letters?
No. I get the picture.
So what are you going to do about it?
I dunno. I’m thinking about doing exactly nothing at all.
Nothing at all?! Are you out of your mind?!
Yes, I believe I am. You know – weird.
Ok, ok. Never mind. What about the picture?
Here we go again.
Oh, that picture. I’m not sure yet. Trying to figure it out as I speak.
I see. That’ll work. Not.
Hey, Friday! LTNS !
What are you on about? I was here a week ago, remember?
Oh, yes…so you were. I had kind of forgotten that.
How do you forget me, Friday – the day of all days?! I mean, I could understand you forgetting Monday…but me? I’m offended.
I’m sorry. All days are kind of the same to me lately.
What a lame excuse. I’m not even sure it is an excuse. Is it?
Kind of…I guess.
Geeez, you better get your act together. Like yesterday.
The latest – what?
Oh, just the latest from the MoonieZ front.
I see. Nothing much going on there.
What do you mean?
We all know you have no life so what could possibly be going on?
A lot, actually.
Ha! Prove it.
Sure it is. I know why. Because there’s nothing to tell.
Ok. you got me. There’s nothing going on and I have no life. Happy now?!
Comedian Louis C.K. performs for servicemembers at the Zone 6 Morale, Welfare and Recreation Stage during the Sergeant Major of the Army Hope and Freedom Tour 2008, Camp Arifjan Kuwait, Dec. 18, 2008. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Lately, I’ve been watching a lot of episodes of the show Louie (starring the comedian Louis CK).
Somehow I find myself laughing at situations and jokes I didn’t imagine I would ever find funny. Is this a sign my increasing immaturity or is it a sign of the opposite? I’m not sure. All I’m sure of is that I like the show.
Perhaps I like it because I can relate to it in some ways. Or rather in a lot of ways. The feelings of awkwardness, embarrassment and failure in dealing with members of the opposite sex being the most obvious.
What I can’t relate to at all is the almost constant swearing. However, I don’t mind listening to it, I just don’t do it myself. Not a lot. And at least not in front of other people.
Maybe Monty Python‘s most famous sketch, and one of my favorites . If you haven’t heard it, give it a listen. If you have heard it, listen again.
Ok, so I had to find something to write in the headline space. That was just to stop you from asking who the eff is Will or what the eff is will?
Well I know what a will is and I have a will but I don’t know anyone named Will unless you count the guy at the supermarket who’s always yelling at somebody behind the scenes… Anyway I would really like to know.
No you would not. I can assure you right now. You. Do. Not. Want. To. Know. Who. or what Will is.
Ok, fine. You woke up on the wrong side this morning it seems. With that sunny attitude you could get a job at a burger joint.
Don’t make me laugh.
I wasn’t trying to.
Ok, ok – don’t yell at me I’ve got pretty good ears. In fact they’re so good I’ve had them insured. Do you want to know for how much?
NO! I want to get on with this update.
Thank you. This update will be about the will to survive when facing the most incredible dangers known to mankind.
I’m getting to that. Would you please shut up?
Thank you. Ok, back to business. These dangers are …Actually I don’t know what they are. I only came up with the word ‘will’ to have something to write. I do apologize for the inconvenience.
So, this is it?
Yep, this is pretty much it….
Don’t sound like you really think so…
Brain is where it’s at anyway.