[Written May 18th, 2012. Published June 16th 2012]
Yeah, I thought you would all show up now that I put this headline on one of my blog posts.
To be honest I have never thought about writing a post on this rather sticky subject, but today I was trying to go back to sleep after being awake early and the idea came to me that it might be fun to try.
So, I first started to write a very long and very dry, boring text about the subject at hand. Then I changed my mind.
Who cares about my dry opinions about masturbation anyway? I’m no expert. Besides, everyone will expect this post to be an exciting, juicy description of how I do it and when and why and who and/or what I think of and all that other intimate stuff anyway.
Ok, so here it is. The uncensored truth. Don’t blame me if you read it and then experience a sudden need to vomit. Remember: I didn’t ask you to read this and I’m not responsible for your reaction.
When Wednesday May 9, at around 9:00 am.
Where In home office chair, in front of computer screen.
Why I was horny. Often happens in the morning. You all already know that.
How Mainly used right hand, sometimes the left. What did you expect me to say?
Duration About 8 minutes from start to finish.
Visual stimulation Home-made video containing female nudity and sexual activity.
Rating of orgasm intensity on a scale of 1-10 7.
End of message.
Publish and be damned